{"title":"Best Sellers","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"318\"\u003eTurns out, I'm not the only one with questionable judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"468\"\u003eThese are the pieces people keep coming back for - the ones that get the most laughs, the best reactions, and the classic \"Where did you get that?\"\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"hidden-message-sunflower-necklace","title":"This Too Shall Pass, But What the F*ck Necklace","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"423\" data-start=\"315\"\u003eBold, real, and a little bit rebellious - this hidden message sunflower necklace says what we’re all thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"657\" data-start=\"425\"\u003eOn the outside, it’s a beautifully detailed sunflower locket. 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