{"title":"The Most Offensive We Have","description":"\u003cp\u003eEverything from necklaces and anklets to apparel and notebooks, this collection holds all our naughty and offensive thoughts that didn't stay thoughts. You've been warned. \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"hidden-message-sunflower-necklace","title":"Hidden Message Sunflower Necklace- This Too Shall Pass, But What the F***","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"423\" data-start=\"315\"\u003eBold, real, and a little bit rebellious - this hidden message sunflower necklace says what we’re all thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"657\" data-start=\"425\"\u003eOn the outside, it’s a beautifully detailed sunflower locket. On the inside, you, it's engraved with \u003cstrong data-end=\"549\" data-start=\"523\"\u003e“this too shall pass.” \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"552\" data-start=\"549\"\u003eWhen you flip the pendant over, a second message hits with perfect, sassy honesty: \u003cstrong data-end=\"652\" data-start=\"633\"\u003e“but what the fuck\". \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"923\" data-start=\"659\"\u003eThis double-sided engraved necklace is made from durable, 18k gold-plated stainless steel - built to last, just like your sense of humor (and your resilience). 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Own it. Laugh through it. 💛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Gold","offer_id":50338924134693,"sku":"HID-GOL-LC-483","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":50338924167461,"sku":"HID-SIL-LC-036","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/fyrt0k-bd.myshopify.com_r1_051A4766.jpg?v=1750635219"},{"product_id":"hidden-message-sunflower-necklace-go-fuck-yourself","title":"Hidden Message Sunflower Necklace – Go F*** Yourself","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"442\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"300\"\u003eSay it without saying it.\u003c\/strong\u003e This \u003cstrong data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"343\"\u003ehidden message sunflower necklace\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate piece of \u003cstrong data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"395\"\u003ebold statement jewelry - \u003c\/strong\u003edelicate on the outside, savage on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"649\" class=\"\"\u003eCrafted from high-quality \u003cstrong data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"505\"\u003e18k gold plated stainless steel\u003c\/strong\u003e, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"541\"\u003esunflower locket necklace\u003c\/strong\u003e features a beautifully engraved sunflower that opens to reveal a cheeky hidden message: *\u003cem data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"636\"\u003ego f\u003c\/em\u003e** yourself*.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"852\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether you're gifting a friend with attitude or treating yourself, this piece delivers the perfect mix of \u003cb\u003eunhinged and iconic. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"859\" data-end=\"882\" class=\"\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"930\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e: 18k gold plated stainless steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"974\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"949\"\u003ePendant Size\u003c\/strong\u003e: Approx. 1 inch diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eChain Length\u003c\/strong\u003e: 20-inch chain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003eEngraving\u003c\/strong\u003e: “go fuck yourself” (hidden inside locket)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e: Edgy, minimalist, alternative fashion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1145\"\u003ePackaging\u003c\/strong\u003e: Luxurious microfiber jewelry pouch for each piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t just a piece of jewelry - it’s your daily reminder to stay unbothered, unapologetic, and completely in charge. 💅\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"852\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Gold","offer_id":50338924757285,"sku":"HID-GOL-LC-011","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":50338924790053,"sku":"HID-SIL-LC-846","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/fyrt0k-bd.myshopify.com_r1_051A4770.jpg?v=1750635228"},{"product_id":"twat-hand-stamped-notebook-copy","title":"\"Cunt\" Hand-Stamped Notebook","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"658\"\u003eTake notes, spill secrets, or plot your world domination—this notebook is here for it all. 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Durable, sleek, and just the right amount of filthy—this notebook does the talking so you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"956\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"787\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"787\"\u003e5\" x 8\" faux leather notebook\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"834\"\u003eHand-stamped with “twat” for bold attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"897\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eLined pages, perfect for journaling, planning, or doodling\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"956\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"956\"\u003eThe ultimate gift for your savage bestie (or yourself)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Brown","offer_id":50458502955301,"sku":"\"TW-BRO-LC-921","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Tan","offer_id":50458503053605,"sku":"\"TW-TAN-LC-918","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/IMG-4327.heic?v=1743985388"},{"product_id":"bitch-hand-stamped-notebook","title":"\"Bitch\" Hand-Stamped Notebook","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"587\"\u003eFor when “bitch” is a compliment (and a lifestyle). 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Use it as a journal, planner, or a daily reminder that being \u003cem data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"572\"\u003ethat bitch\u003c\/em\u003e is the vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"622\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"622\"\u003e5\" x 8\" faux leather notebook\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"670\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"670\"\u003eHand-stamped with “Bitch” in bold lettering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"720\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"720\"\u003eLined pages for notes, journaling, or doodles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eThe perfect unapologetic gift for your bestie (or yourself)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Tan","offer_id":50458503151909,"sku":"\"BI-TAN-LC-163","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/C589645B-6657-45CD-8DED-067742A7B348.jpg?v=1750635287"},{"product_id":"dainty-fuck-off-necklace","title":"Dainty \"F*** Off\" Necklace","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"389\" data-start=\"176\"\u003eSubtle but savage—this dainty necklace packs a bold punch with its straightforward message: \u003cstrong data-end=\"283\" data-start=\"268\"\u003e“fuck off.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for those who want to keep it classy but aren’t afraid to set boundaries and show their attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"554\" data-start=\"391\"\u003eCrafted from high-quality materials with a delicate design, it’s a great everyday accessory for anyone who loves cheeky, empowering jewelry that speaks their mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"644\" data-start=\"556\"\u003eWear it solo or layer it up to make your statement loud and clear without saying a word.\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"674\" data-start=\"651\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"674\" data-start=\"651\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"720\" data-start=\"675\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"720\" data-start=\"677\"\u003eMaterial: 18k gold plated stainless steel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"765\" data-start=\"721\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"765\" data-start=\"723\"\u003ePendant Size: Approx. 0.75 inch diameter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"807\" data-start=\"766\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"807\" data-start=\"768\"\u003eChain Length: Customizable from 16\" to 22\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"833\" data-start=\"808\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"833\" data-start=\"810\"\u003eEngraving: “fuck off”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"\" data-end=\"873\" data-start=\"834\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"873\" data-start=\"836\"\u003eStyle: Minimalist, bold, empowering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaging: Comes in a luxurious microfiber pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"16\"","offer_id":51094595698981,"sku":"DAI-16\"-LC-871","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\"","offer_id":51094595731749,"sku":"DAI-18\"-LC-795","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20\"","offer_id":51094595764517,"sku":"DAI-20\"-LC-436","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"22\"","offer_id":51094595797285,"sku":"DAI-22\"-LC-701","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/Image_5.jpg?v=1750635336"},{"product_id":"bitch-pendant-necklace","title":"B*tch Pendant Necklace","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"309\"\u003eSome words were never meant to be whispered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"311\" data-end=\"560\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"324\"\u003eBITCH\u003c\/strong\u003e pendant necklace is unapologetic, intentional, and fully self-aware. 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