{"title":"The Most Offensive We Have","description":"\u003cp\u003eEverything from necklaces and anklets to apparel and notebooks, this collection holds all our naughty and offensive thoughts that didn't stay thoughts. You've been warned. \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"hidden-message-sunflower-necklace","title":"This Too Shall Pass, But What the F*ck Necklace","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"423\" data-start=\"315\"\u003eBold, real, and a little bit rebellious - this hidden message sunflower necklace says what we’re all thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"657\" data-start=\"425\"\u003eOn the outside, it’s a beautifully detailed sunflower locket. On the inside, you, it's engraved with \u003cstrong data-end=\"549\" data-start=\"523\"\u003e“this too shall pass.” \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"552\" data-start=\"549\"\u003eWhen you flip the pendant over, a second message hits with perfect, sassy honesty: \u003cstrong data-end=\"652\" data-start=\"633\"\u003e“but what the fuck\". \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"923\" data-start=\"659\"\u003eThis double-sided engraved necklace is made from durable, 18k gold-plated stainless steel - built to last, just like your sense of humor (and your resilience). Whether you’re going through it or gifting someone who is, this piece delivers comfort \u003cem data-end=\"909\" data-start=\"904\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e comic relief.\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-end=\"953\" data-start=\"930\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1003\" data-start=\"956\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"969\" data-start=\"956\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 18k gold plated stainless steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1052\" data-start=\"1006\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1023\" data-start=\"1006\"\u003ePendant Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 1 inch in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1099\" data-start=\"1055\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1072\" data-start=\"1055\"\u003eChain Length:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20-inch adjustable chain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1146\" data-start=\"1102\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1122\" data-start=\"1102\"\u003eFront Engraving:\u003c\/strong\u003e “this too shall pass”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1190\" data-start=\"1149\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1168\" data-start=\"1149\"\u003eBack Engraving:\u003c\/strong\u003e “but what the fuck”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1262\" data-start=\"1193\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1203\" data-start=\"1193\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny, empowering, a little bit unhinged—in the best way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1305\" data-start=\"1265\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1279\" data-start=\"1265\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comes in a luxurious microfiber jewelry pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"1541\" data-start=\"1464\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t just a necklace - it’s therapy, with a sense of humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1614\" data-start=\"1611\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it. Own it. Laugh through it. 💛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Gold","offer_id":50338924134693,"sku":"HID-GOL-LC-483","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":50338924167461,"sku":"HID-SIL-LC-036","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/fyrt0k-bd.myshopify.com_r1_051A4766.jpg?v=1750635219"},{"product_id":"hidden-message-sunflower-necklace-go-fuck-yourself","title":"Go F*ck Yourself Necklace","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"442\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"300\"\u003eSay it without saying it.\u003c\/strong\u003e This \u003cstrong data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"343\"\u003ehidden message sunflower necklace\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate piece of \u003cstrong data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"395\"\u003ebold statement jewelry - \u003c\/strong\u003edelicate on the outside, savage on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"649\" class=\"\"\u003eCrafted from high-quality \u003cstrong data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"505\"\u003e18k gold plated stainless steel\u003c\/strong\u003e, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"541\"\u003esunflower locket necklace\u003c\/strong\u003e features a beautifully engraved sunflower that opens to reveal a cheeky hidden message: *\u003cem data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"636\"\u003ego f\u003c\/em\u003e** yourself*.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"852\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether you're gifting a friend with attitude or treating yourself, this piece delivers the perfect mix of \u003cb\u003eunhinged and iconic. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"859\" data-end=\"882\" class=\"\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"930\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e: 18k gold plated stainless steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"974\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"949\"\u003ePendant Size\u003c\/strong\u003e: Approx. 1 inch diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eChain Length\u003c\/strong\u003e: 20-inch chain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003eEngraving\u003c\/strong\u003e: “go fuck yourself” (hidden inside locket)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003eStyle\u003c\/strong\u003e: Edgy, minimalist, alternative fashion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1145\"\u003ePackaging\u003c\/strong\u003e: Luxurious microfiber jewelry pouch for each piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t just a piece of jewelry - it’s your daily reminder to stay unbothered, unapologetic, and completely in charge. 💅\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"852\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Gold","offer_id":50338924757285,"sku":"HID-GOL-LC-011","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":50338924790053,"sku":"HID-SIL-LC-846","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/fyrt0k-bd.myshopify.com_r1_051A4770.jpg?v=1750635228"},{"product_id":"twat-hand-stamped-notebook-copy","title":"\"Cunt\" Hand-Stamped Notebook","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"658\"\u003eTake notes, spill secrets, or plot your world domination—this notebook is here for it all. Hand-stamped with unapologetic attitude, it’s the perfect mix of cute and chaotic (aka: your vibe). Each notebook is lightweight, lined, and small enough to stash in your bag—so your \"cunt\" is always on hand. 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Durable, sleek, and just the right amount of filthy—this notebook does the talking so you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"956\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"787\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"787\"\u003e5\" x 8\" faux leather notebook\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"834\"\u003eHand-stamped with “twat” for bold attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"897\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eLined pages, perfect for journaling, planning, or doodling\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"956\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"956\"\u003eThe ultimate gift for your savage bestie (or yourself)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Brown","offer_id":50458502955301,"sku":"\"TW-BRO-LC-921","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Tan","offer_id":50458503053605,"sku":"\"TW-TAN-LC-918","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/IMG-4327.heic?v=1743985388"},{"product_id":"bitch-hand-stamped-notebook","title":"\"Bitch\" Hand-Stamped Notebook","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"587\"\u003eFor when “bitch” is a compliment (and a lifestyle). This 5\" x 8\" faux leather notebook is hand-stamped with bold attitude and lined for all your scribbles, schemes, and savage thoughts. Sleek, durable, and perfectly sized for your bag or desk, it’s more than a notebook—it’s an accessory that says exactly what you’re thinking. Use it as a journal, planner, or a daily reminder that being \u003cem data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"572\"\u003ethat bitch\u003c\/em\u003e is the vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"622\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"622\"\u003e5\" x 8\" faux leather notebook\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"670\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"670\"\u003eHand-stamped with “Bitch” in bold lettering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"720\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"720\"\u003eLined pages for notes, journaling, or doodles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eThe perfect unapologetic gift for your bestie (or yourself)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Tan","offer_id":50458503151909,"sku":"\"BI-TAN-LC-163","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/C589645B-6657-45CD-8DED-067742A7B348.jpg?v=1750635287"},{"product_id":"dainty-fuck-off-necklace","title":"Dainty \"F*ck Off\" Necklace","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"365\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome gifts say, \u003cem data-start=\"341\" data-end=\"365\"\u003e\"I'm thinking of you.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"412\"\u003eThis one says something a little more useful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"414\" data-end=\"669\"\u003eFeaturing \u003cstrong data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"438\"\u003e\"fuck off\"\u003c\/strong\u003e engraved on a polished gold pendant, this necklace is made for the friend who communicates almost exclusively through sarcasm, eye rolls, and screenshots. It's the kind of gift that gets opened, laughed at, and immediately put on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"794\"\u003eMinimalist enough to wear every day. 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Give it to your work wife after \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e meeting. Or keep it for yourself because, well... fuck you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e925 sterling silver\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e18K gold plated finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRainbow cubic zirconia stones\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePolished gold center\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelicate “Fuck You” script\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e16\" chain with a 2\" extender\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight, dainty design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53598788682021,"sku":"NEC-RFCKY-GOL","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/IMG_2086.jpg?v=1786830815"},{"product_id":"fuck-necklace-18k-gold-plated-sterling-silver","title":"Fuck Necklace - 18K Gold Plated Sterling Silver","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSimple. 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Or wear it yourself and consider the message available to the general public.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStainless steel chain, pendant + removable note\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in silver or 18K gold plated stainless steel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunctional envelope pendant opens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemovable metal “letter” slides out from inside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Go fuck yourself” engraved in delicate script\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e18\" chain + 2\" extender\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Silver","offer_id":53601030701349,"sku":"NEC-GFY-SIL","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold","offer_id":53601030734117,"sku":"NEC-GFY-GOL","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/IMG_2007.jpg?v=1786893650"},{"product_id":"suck-a-d-ck-necklace","title":"Suck a D*ck Hidden Message Necklace","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSunflowers are supposed to symbolize happiness, positivity, and optimism.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis one says \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“suck a dick\".. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClose enough.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehidden message sunflower necklace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e looks like a detailed floral pendant when closed, complete with textured petals and a vintage-inspired finish. But slide the sunflower open and you'll find a polished disc tucked underneath, engraved with a delicate little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“suck a dick”.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes positive affirmations just aren't cutting it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from durable stainless steel, this necklace is available in silver or gold tone and hangs from an adjustable 18\" chain with a 2\" extender. Wear it closed as an everyday sunflower necklace or open it whenever the situation requires a slightly more specific sentiment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's a particularly excellent gift for your best friend, sister, work wife, or anyone with whom mild verbal abuse is firmly established as a love language.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStainless steel chain + pendant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in gold or silver\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetailed sunflower design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Suck a dick” engraved in delicate script\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e18\" chain + 2\" extender\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Gold","offer_id":53601049706789,"sku":"HID-SAD-GOL","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":53601049739557,"sku":"HID-SAD-SIL","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/IMG_1978.jpg?v=1786894167"},{"product_id":"bold-f-ck-it-paperclip-bracelet","title":"Bold F*ck It Paperclip Bracelet","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eYou know that friend who somehow turns every minor inconvenience into an adventure? This bracelet is for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEngraved with \u003cstrong\u003e\"fuck it\"\u003c\/strong\u003e in a classic typewriter style font, it's a tiny reminder that not everything deserves your energy. Missed the exit? Fuck it. Burned the garlic bread? Fuck it. Accidentally booked another vacation instead of being financially responsible? Definitely fuck it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're treating yourself or shopping for your best friend, this is the bracelet that quietly says, \"We're doing our best... maybe.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEngraved bar bracelet featuring \"fuck it\" in typewriter style font\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in gold plated or silver stainless steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTarnish resistant \u0026amp; hypoallergenic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight for everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8\" (18 cm) chain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLooks great worn alone or layered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArrives in a microfiber jewelry pouch, ready for gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Gold","offer_id":53604082811173,"sku":"BRA-BFKIT-GOL","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":53604082843941,"sku":"BRA-BFKIT-SIL","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/IMG_1964.jpg?v=1786968732"}],"url":"https:\/\/lorscollective.com\/collections\/the-most-offensive-we-have.oembed?page=2","provider":"Lors Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}