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It's the perfect combination of good manners, questionable patience, and excellent taste.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuspended between two sections of a delicate chain, this minimalist engraved necklace sits beautifully against your neckline, looking perfectly innocent until someone gets close enough to read it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in gold or silver stainless steel, it's an easy everyday accessory for anyone who prefers their boundaries clearly communicated. 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The sentiment is not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in gold or silver, the necklace features a dainty 18-inch chain and a polished stainless steel pendant that's easy to wear alone or layer with your other favorites.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach pendant is personally engraved, cleaned, and polished by me. 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