{"product_id":"boobs-butts-slate-coasters-set-of-2","title":"Boobs \u0026 Butts Slate Coasters (Set of 2)","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"600\" data-start=\"488\"\u003eSome people buy coasters to protect their furniture.\u003cbr data-end=\"543\" data-start=\"540\"\u003eOthers buy them because they really love boobs and butts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"872\" data-start=\"602\"\u003eThese engraved slate coasters feature hand-drawn, body-forward designs that celebrate the human form without apology. They’re equal parts functional homeware and quiet chaos - made for people who appreciate art, humor, and a little bit of audacity in their living space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"938\" data-start=\"874\"\u003eThis isn’t about shock value.\u003cbr data-end=\"906\" data-start=\"903\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"995\" data-start=\"945\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"995\" data-start=\"949\"\u003eWHY PEOPLE BUY THESE (AND DON’T REGRET IT)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1181\" data-start=\"997\"\u003e• They make people laugh without trying too hard\u003cbr data-end=\"1048\" data-start=\"1045\"\u003e• They spark conversation immediately\u003cbr data-end=\"1088\" data-start=\"1085\"\u003e• They feel intentional - not juvenile\u003cbr data-end=\"1129\" data-start=\"1126\"\u003e• They’re actually useful (no flimsy novelty here)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1268\" data-start=\"1183\"\u003eThey’re the kind of item guests notice, comment on, and secretly want for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1273\" data-start=\"1270\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1306\" data-start=\"1275\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1306\" data-start=\"1279\"\u003eTHE DETAILS THAT MATTER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1558\" data-start=\"1308\"\u003e• \u003cstrong data-end=\"1345\" data-start=\"1310\"\u003eSet of 2 natural slate coasters\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1348\" data-start=\"1345\"\u003e• Each coaster is engraved with a unique boobs or butts design\u003cbr data-end=\"1413\" data-start=\"1410\"\u003e• Heavyweight stone that stays put on the table\u003cbr data-end=\"1463\" data-start=\"1460\"\u003e• Felt feet on the bottom to protect surfaces\u003cbr data-end=\"1511\" data-start=\"1508\"\u003e• Designed for everyday use, not just display\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1668\" data-start=\"1560\"\u003eNatural slate means no two pieces are exactly alike - variations in texture and edge are part of the appeal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"938\" data-start=\"874\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51841756725541,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/IMG_8642.jpg?v=1767790844","url":"https:\/\/lorscollective.com\/products\/boobs-butts-slate-coasters-set-of-2","provider":"Lors Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}