{"product_id":"calm-your-tits-bracelet","title":"Calm Your Tits Bracelet","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"407\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eNot every problem needs a solution.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"409\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eSometimes it just needs everyone to \u003cstrong data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"465\"\u003ecalm their tits.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"759\"\u003eThis engraved beaded bracelet is the perfect combination of polished and petty. Featuring a durable gold-plated stainless steel bar engraved with \"Calm Your Tits\" and your choice of natural gemstone beads, it's the kind of jewelry that looks classy until someone gets close enough to read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"761\" data-end=\"917\"\u003eWhether you're buying it for your most anxious friend (or yourself), this bracelet is an everyday reminder that not everything deserves a full-blown crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"919\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"919\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 18k Gold plated stainless steel engraved bar (waterproof and tarnish-resistant!)\u003cbr\u003e• Natural gemstone bead bracelet\u003cbr\u003e• Comfortable stretch design\u003cbr\u003e• Available in four bead colors\u003cbr\u003e• Lightweight for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e• Handmade to order\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Midnight (Black)","offer_id":52761393365285,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Skies (Light Blue)","offer_id":52761393398053,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Evergreen (Turquoise\/Green)","offer_id":52761393430821,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Marble (Black\/White Veins)","offer_id":52761393463589,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/IMG_0875.jpg?v=1783773558","url":"https:\/\/lorscollective.com\/products\/calm-your-tits-bracelet","provider":"Lors Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}