{"product_id":"horny-necklace","title":"Horny Necklace","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 3 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome thoughts are better left unsaid. This one isn't.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA tiny necklace for a very specific state of mind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Horny Necklace features a delicate rectangular pendant engraved with one wonderfully inappropriate word: \"horny.\" Written in dainty cursive lettering along the bottom of the pendant, it's subtle enough to pass as innocent jewelry until someone gets close enough to read it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then, well. That's their problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in gold or silver, this minimalist engraved necklace is made from stainless steel and features a petite 9 × 13 mm pendant on an 18-inch chain. It's understated, easy to layer, and an excellent way to make absolutely no effort to be mysterious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach pendant is personally laser engraved by me, then cleaned and polished by hand before I package and ship it. A surprising amount of attention to detail for something this ridiculous.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEngraving: \"horny\" in delicate cursive lettering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePendant Size: 9 × 13 mm (approximately 0.35 × 0.51 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePendant Shape: Small rectangle with rounded corners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChain Length: 18 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: Stainless steel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGold Option: Gold-plated stainless steel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSilver Option: Stainless steel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Colors: Gold and Silver\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Silver","offer_id":54374256345381,"sku":"NEC-HORNY-SIL","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold","offer_id":54374256378149,"sku":"NEC-HORNY-GOL","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/IMG_3345.jpg?v=1793645923","url":"https:\/\/lorscollective.com\/products\/horny-necklace","provider":"Lors Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}