{"product_id":"kindly-fuck-off-necklace","title":"Kindly Fuck Off Necklace","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 3 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause there's no reason to be rude when you can be \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003epolitely\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e offensive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKindly Fuck Off Necklace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e features a delicate round pendant engraved with \"kindly fuck off\" in elegant cursive lettering. It's the perfect combination of good manners, questionable patience, and excellent taste.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuspended between two sections of a delicate chain, this minimalist engraved necklace sits beautifully against your neckline, looking perfectly innocent until someone gets close enough to read it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in gold or silver stainless steel, it's an easy everyday accessory for anyone who prefers their boundaries clearly communicated. Preferably without having to actually speak.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach pendant is personally engraved by me, because sometimes the most thoughtful thing you can give someone is a very pretty insult.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEngraving:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"kindly fuck off\" in cursive lettering\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Stainless steel\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Gold or Silver\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChain Length:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 18 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePendant:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Round disc with two-point chain attach\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Gold","offer_id":54207650496805,"sku":"NEC-KFOTPT-GOL","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":54207650529573,"sku":"NEC-KFOTPT-SIL","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/IMG_2903.jpg?v=1792787955","url":"https:\/\/lorscollective.com\/products\/kindly-fuck-off-necklace","provider":"Lors Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}