{"product_id":"sarcastic-engraved-passport-holder","title":"Sarcastic Engraved Passport Holder","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"280\" data-start=\"207\"\u003eFor the ones who don’t need a vacation - they need an \u003cem data-end=\"280\" data-start=\"264\"\u003eexit strategy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"430\" data-start=\"282\"\u003eEach passport holder in this collection is engraved with the kind of phrase you mutter under your breath while googling “one-way flights at 2:17am.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"457\" data-start=\"432\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"457\" data-start=\"432\"\u003eAvailable Engravings:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• \u003cem data-end=\"497\" data-start=\"461\"\u003eGet Me Out of This Fucking Country\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"500\" data-start=\"497\"\u003e• \u003cem data-end=\"527\" data-start=\"502\"\u003eI Need a Fucking Minute\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"559\" data-start=\"556\"\u003e• \u003cem data-end=\"587\" data-start=\"561\"\u003eThis Is My Exit Strategy\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"590\" data-start=\"587\"\u003e• \u003cem data-end=\"628\" data-start=\"592\"\u003eBooked a Flight Instead of Therapy\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"631\" data-start=\"628\"\u003e• \u003cem data-end=\"664\" data-start=\"633\"\u003eRunning Away from My Problems\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"667\" data-start=\"664\"\u003e• \u003cem data-end=\"702\" data-start=\"669\"\u003eI Really Don’t Want to Be Found\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"739\" data-start=\"704\"\u003eSubtle? No.\u003cbr data-end=\"718\" data-start=\"715\"\u003eRelatable? Painfully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"719\" data-start=\"700\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"788\" data-start=\"723\"\u003eProfessionally laser engraved (permanent, high-contrast finish)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"826\" data-start=\"791\"\u003eDurable Laserette passport wallet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"866\" data-start=\"829\"\u003eHolds standard US passport and ID\/Credit Cards securely\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"914\" data-start=\"869\"\u003eInterior slots for cards + travel documents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"958\" data-start=\"917\"\u003eSlim, structured, and carry-on friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1001\" data-start=\"961\"\u003eDesigned and engraved in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1088\" data-start=\"1003\"\u003eThe engraving will not peel, crack, or fade - it’s built to travel as hard as you do.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":52023260119333,"sku":"PASS-BLCK","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":52023260152101,"sku":"PASS-GRN","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic","offer_id":52023260184869,"sku":"PASS-HOLO","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Brown","offer_id":52023260217637,"sku":"PASS-BRN","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/IMG_9121.jpg?v=1773323271","url":"https:\/\/lorscollective.com\/products\/sarcastic-engraved-passport-holder","provider":"Lors Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}