{"product_id":"squirter-necklace","title":"Squirter Necklace","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 3 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelicate jewelry. Questionable information to volunteer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome things are better left unsaid. Apparently, this isn't one of them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Squirter Necklace features a tiny rectangular pendant engraved with \"squirter\" in delicate cursive lettering along the bottom edge. It's subtle enough to pass as everyday minimalist jewelry until someone gets close enough to read it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen things get interesting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in gold or silver, this dainty stainless steel necklace is for women who appreciate a little inappropriate humor, have absolutely no intention of explaining themselves, and enjoy making people mildly uncomfortable at brunch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it alone for a minimalist look, layer it with your favorite necklaces, or give it to that one friend who will immediately understand why you bought it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach pendant is personally laser engraved by me, then cleaned and polished by hand before being packaged and shipped. Because apparently this is what I've decided to do with my equipment and free time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEngraving: \"squirter\" in delicate cursive lettering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePendant Size: 9 × 13 mm (approximately 0.35 × 0.51 inches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePendant Shape: Small rectangle with rounded corners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChain Length: 18 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: Stainless steel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGold Option: Gold-plated stainless steel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSilver Option: Stainless steel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Colors: Gold and Silver\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lors Collective","offers":[{"title":"Silver","offer_id":54374270075173,"sku":"NEC-SQIRT-SIL","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold","offer_id":54374270107941,"sku":"NEC-SQIRT-GOL","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/0290\/1541\/files\/IMG_3255.jpg?v=1793646539","url":"https:\/\/lorscollective.com\/products\/squirter-necklace","provider":"Lors Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}