Some people buy coasters to protect their furniture. Others buy them because they really love boobs and butts.
These engraved slate coasters feature hand-drawn, body-forward designs that celebrate the human form without apology. They’re equal parts functional homeware and quiet chaos - made for people who appreciate art, humor, and a little bit of audacity in their living space.
This isn’t about shock value.
WHY PEOPLE BUY THESE (AND DON’T REGRET IT)
• They make people laugh without trying too hard • They spark conversation immediately • They feel intentional - not juvenile • They’re actually useful (no flimsy novelty here)
They’re the kind of item guests notice, comment on, and secretly want for themselves.
THE DETAILS THAT MATTER
• Set of 2 natural slate coasters • Each coaster is engraved with a unique boobs or butts design • Heavyweight stone that stays put on the table • Felt feet on the bottom to protect surfaces • Designed for everyday use, not just display
Natural slate means no two pieces are exactly alike - variations in texture and edge are part of the appeal.
