Protect your surfaces. Offend your guests. Set the tone immediately.
The CockCoaster is a 4-pack of natural slate coasters engraved with a variety of unapologetic penis shapes—each one different, each one doing absolutely nothing to help your reputation. They’re heavy, durable, and aggressively unserious.
Perfect for coffee tables, bars, desks, nightstands, or anywhere you’d like to silently communicate “this house has a sense of humor and no shame.”
These aren’t novelty cardboard coasters you’ll throw away after one party. They’re real slate. They’ve got weight. They’ve got texture. They’ve got dicks.
Details:
Set of 4 natural slate coasters
Each coaster engraved with a different penis design
Rough, raw slate edges (no two sets are identical)
