When Earth is shitty and you’re ready for lift off - this embroidered sweatshirt gets it. Featuring a minimalist UFO design and the painfully relatable phrase “please take me,” this cozy crewneck is perfect for anyone who’s ever wanted to be beamed out of a meeting, a Monday, or late-stage capitalism.
FEATURES:
Premium cotton/poly blend - soft AF inside & out
Embroidered UFO design over left chest
Classic crewneck with relaxed, unisex fit
Available in sizes XS–5XL
Machine washable (in case the aliens don’t take you)
