When Earth is shitty and you’re ready for lift off—this embroidered sweatshirt gets it. Featuring a minimalist UFO design and the painfully relatable phrase “please take me,” this cozy crewneck is perfect for anyone who’s ever wanted to be beamed out of a meeting, a Monday, or late-stage capitalism.
FEATURES:
Premium cotton/poly blend – soft AF inside & out
Embroidered UFO design over left chest
Classic crewneck with relaxed, unisex fit
Available in sizes XS–5XL
Machine washable (in case the aliens don’t take you)
VIBE CHECK:
For the overstimulated introvert
Matches your “I’m done with this planet” mood
Cute enough for brunch, sad enough for group therapy
Sad girl / altcore / space chic approved
Layer it up with a beanie and existential dread. This sweatshirt = peak emotional comfort.
