This stainless steel cow necklace is engraved with exactly the kind of humor that lets people know you’re not here to be gentle—or subtle. Choose your preferred chaos: “moo bitch” or “cow whore.” Same cow, same attitude, different flavor of menace.
Minimal enough to wear every day. Unhinged enough to absolutely not be mistaken for a wholesome farm-girl moment.
Wear it as a joke. Wear it as a warning. Wear it because it made you snort-laugh and hit add to cart.
