For when your home décor is subtle… but also absolutely not subtle.
This 4-pack of engraved slate coasters features an assortment of innocent “fruits” that look a little too familiar if you know, well, anything. Each design is a wink-wink-nudge-nudge moment — botanical illustrations that somehow give major vulva/vagina energy without ever saying a word.
They’re classy enough for company. Suggestive enough for your friends to cackle the moment they set their drink down.
What’s Included:
Set of 4 engraved slate coasters
Each coaster features a different fruit-forward, suspiciously anatomical design
Crisp white engraving on natural black slate
Rustic chiseled edges
Protective backing to save your furniture from both moisture and your chaos
Approx. 4" x 4" each — slight variations because nature is messy and so are we
