Some thoughts are better left unsaid. This one isn't.
A tiny necklace for a very specific state of mind.
The Horny Necklace features a delicate rectangular pendant engraved with one wonderfully inappropriate word: "horny." Written in dainty cursive lettering along the bottom of the pendant, it's subtle enough to pass as innocent jewelry until someone gets close enough to read it.
And then, well. That's their problem.
Available in gold or silver, this minimalist engraved necklace is made from stainless steel and features a petite 9 × 13 mm pendant on an 18-inch chain. It's understated, easy to layer, and an excellent way to make absolutely no effort to be mysterious.
Each pendant is personally laser engraved by me, then cleaned and polished by hand before I package and ship it. A surprising amount of attention to detail for something this ridiculous.
THE DETAILS
Engraving: "horny" in delicate cursive lettering
Pendant Size: 9 × 13 mm (approximately 0.35 × 0.51 inches)
Pendant Shape: Small rectangle with rounded corners
