Because there's no reason to be rude when you can be politely offensive.
The Kindly Fuck Off Necklace features a delicate round pendant engraved with "kindly fuck off" in elegant cursive lettering. It's the perfect combination of good manners, questionable patience, and excellent taste.
Suspended between two sections of a delicate chain, this minimalist engraved necklace sits beautifully against your neckline, looking perfectly innocent until someone gets close enough to read it.
Available in gold or silver stainless steel, it's an easy everyday accessory for anyone who prefers their boundaries clearly communicated. Preferably without having to actually speak.
Each pendant is personally engraved by me, because sometimes the most thoughtful thing you can give someone is a very pretty insult.
