Sarcastic Engraved Passport Holder

For the ones who don’t need a vacation - they need an exit strategy.

Each passport holder in this collection is engraved with the kind of phrase you mutter under your breath while googling “one-way flights at 2:17am.”

Available Engravings:

• Get Me Out of This Fucking Country
• I Need a Fucking Minute
• This Is My Exit Strategy
• Booked a Flight Instead of Therapy
• Running Away from My Problems
• I Really Don’t Want to Be Found

Subtle? No.
Relatable? Painfully.

Product Details

• Professionally laser engraved (permanent, high-contrast finish)
• Durable Laserette passport wallet
• Holds standard US passport and ID/Credit Cards securely
• Interior slots for cards + travel documents
• Slim, structured, and carry-on friendly
• Designed and engraved in small batches

The engraving will not peel, crack, or fade - it’s built to travel as hard as you do.