For the days when your vibe is “don’t talk to me or my drink ever again.”
These engraved slate coasters come in a set of two bold, attitude-soaked designs — a perfectly manicured middle finger with a tiny heart (because we’re polite ish) and a lip-kissed “kiss my ass” moment that does all the talking so you don’t have to.
Heavy, durable, and ready to hold your coffee, your whiskey, or your emotional support beverage of choice with chaotic calm energy.
What You’re Getting:
2 engraved slate coasters (each with a different middle-finger design)
Natural black slate with rustic chiseled edges
Crisp, permanent laser etching
Protective backing so you don’t destroy your furniture while destroying your patience
Approx. 4" x 4" — each one slightly unique because nature is messy
