Delicate jewelry. Questionable information to volunteer.
Some things are better left unsaid. Apparently, this isn't one of them.
The Squirter Necklace features a tiny rectangular pendant engraved with "squirter" in delicate cursive lettering along the bottom edge. It's subtle enough to pass as everyday minimalist jewelry until someone gets close enough to read it.
Then things get interesting.
Available in gold or silver, this dainty stainless steel necklace is for women who appreciate a little inappropriate humor, have absolutely no intention of explaining themselves, and enjoy making people mildly uncomfortable at brunch.
Wear it alone for a minimalist look, layer it with your favorite necklaces, or give it to that one friend who will immediately understand why you bought it.
Each pendant is personally laser engraved by me, then cleaned and polished by hand before being packaged and shipped. Because apparently this is what I've decided to do with my equipment and free time.
THE DETAILS
Engraving: "squirter" in delicate cursive lettering
Pendant Size: 9 × 13 mm (approximately 0.35 × 0.51 inches)
Pendant Shape: Small rectangle with rounded corners
